THE QUASILAND GAZETTE
Volume 01 · Issue 001
ANT WITCHES ACCUSED OF TURNING PUMPKIN ORANGE
A perfectly ordinary green pumpkin has become the centre of a growing controversy following allegations that a group of Ant Witches deliberately turned it orange.
The Plague Doctor has been summoned to investigate, although the pumpkin itself appears remarkably pleased with its new appearance.
Investigations are continuing.